Genre: Disco

(Verse 1)
When I first saw you on that kitchen shelf,
A little bottle, all by yourself.
Mustard yellow, oh, you caught my eye,
I knew right then, I had to give you a try.

(Chorus)
Mustard love, oh, my mustard love,
You’re the condiment I’m always dreaming of.
In a world of sauces, you’re the one I choose,
With you, my meals never lose.

(Verse 2)
You spread so smooth on my turkey sandwich,
A tangy taste that makes my heart itch.
Ketchup’s red and mayo’s white,
But mustard, oh mustard, you shine so bright.

(Chorus)
Mustard love, oh, my mustard love,
You’re the condiment I’m always dreaming of.
In a world of sauces, you’re the one I choose,
With you, my meals never lose.

(Bridge)
In the land of dressings and spicy dips,
You’re the one that tickles my lips.
A little zing, a little pop,
With mustard, the flavor just won’t stop.

(Verse 3)
From ballpark franks to deli meats,
You turn ordinary food into gourmet treats.
A dollop here, a smear there,
Mustard, you’re the love I gladly share.

(Chorus)
Mustard love, oh, my mustard love,
You’re the condiment I’m always dreaming of.
In a world of sauces, you’re the one I choose,
With you, my meals never lose.

(Outro)
So here’s to you, my yellow delight,
In the condiment world, you’re just right.
Mustard love, you’ll always be,
The tangy flavor that sets me free.

(Final Chorus)
Mustard love, oh, my mustard love,
You’re the condiment I’m always dreaming of.
In a world of sauces, you’re the one I choose,
With you, my meals never lose.

(End)
Mustard love, my mustard love,
Forever in my heart, my tangy dove.